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Fallon: The Obamas finally pay off student loans!

Congress is determined to sign changes into law that would significantly raise the already outrageous interest rates on student loans; this is on top of the burden of skyrocketing college costs in general. It speaks volumes that Barack and Michelle Obama fairly recently paid off their own student loans. We know they weren’t deadbeats, or the Birthers would have changed tactics long ago to ‘bad credit risks.’ Stop Congress or we will be a nation of indebted grads and illiterate hayseeds while millionaires continue to avoid paying their fair share. On a lighter note, see the POTUS as a student, in a photo he may wish to forget – we all have ’em!

RJ Adds: But, but, but if it were not for illiterate hayseeds there would be no Republican Base and no Republican Party.