Attention Americans and all the ships at sea! We can all collectively exhale now that exclusive footage of North Korea’s missile parade has been released. North Korea has raised the anxiety level of the world with their missile program which culminated in the failed Missile launch last month. The launch garnered sanctions from the U.N. Security Council. Obviously the Council acted prematurely, and can be expected to lift the sanctions after this footage is viewed and discussed. A grateful nation thanks you Conan!