Ladies – ‘Think outside your boxes!’ (always a good idea, actually) In response to the Republican War on Women, Glenda Beckk whose name rings a distant bell, is calling all women to begin Phase One of the War On Men. It won’t work unless you all get on board, and some will be squeamish when you hear about illegally drugging your man. Snap out of it! Beckk is convinced that her plan will make reproductive rights a non-issue – and she may be right. In Phase One, we also address the fact that women make an average of 77% of men’s wages. Her plan may seem diabolical to you – unless you were raised on a diet of black & white films, where dames were smart enough to stretch a buck the old fashioned way. The words “Let’s go Dutch!” or “Let me get that” are never uttered, then again – their dates aren’t seen inching the bill closer to the lady”s plate until it resides atop the remainder of her Cobb salad.