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A lesson in Republican Logic

A lesson in Republican Logic

A lesson in Republican Logic

For those who missed Logic 101 back in college here is the formula.

Premise #1 – All dogs bark.
Premise #2 – My dog’s name is Easy.
Conclusion – Easy barks.

Got it?  Pretty simple stuff. Much like the Scientific Method were all data pertaining to an issue is gathered and then arriving at a conclusion. As opposed to the Religious Method that begins with an already arrived at conclusion and then looks for specific data that points only to that conclusion.

Religious LOGIC on evolution.

Premise #1 – The human eyeball is complicated.
Premise #2 – A fine watch is complicated.
Conclusion – Evolution is a lie and the world was created 10,000 years ago.

Republican LOGIC on Climate Change.

Premise #1 – It’s cold today at my house.
Premise #2 – Climate has always changed.
Conclusion – Global Warming is a lie.

And so it goes… Stupid as Stupid does…