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Amy Schumer Guns on home shopping network

Amy Schumer Guns on QVC“Hurry up, we only have 65 million left,” we also learn that this model is a great stocking stuffer for the kids, available to everyone including felons and those declared insane at gunshows, Craig’s List, and anyone’s house.  And a very nice addition near the end of this piece with the names of the top donors to the NRA in congress.

I recently had five favorite words to make fun of Republicans,  TED CRUZ OR DONALD TRUMP

But I have found three words that top even that.

CLEVELAND OPEN CARRY

On a side note let me take this opportunity to complain about the new big message signs that literally hang over many of Houston’s streets and highways which cost me and other taxpayers millions of dollars.  Most weekends they read:

GUN SHOW, TURN LEFT ON KIRBY TO SPENCER

Really. And there is a gunshow just about every weekend somewhere in and around Houston.

But this weekend I expected to see

LGBT MAYDAY PARADE, TURN LEFT ON MONTROSE

But for some reason there were more directions to a newer and better gunshow.

REALLY