Are you smarter than a Palin? Take this test to find out!
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Can you say “my country right or wrong”? Yes No
- Is the most fun getting drunk while… Hunting Snowmobiling Fishing Fighting
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Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less
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How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much
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Do you whine about taxes every: second minute hour
- How many animals have you shot today? 2 5 almost as many as Ted Nugent
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Check number of guns owned: 10 25 Lost count
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How many people would you enjoy shooting? 5 more than 5 millions
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Who do you hate most? Blacks Muslims Gays Liberals
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Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs
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Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Yes No
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Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No
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What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action?
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Check machinery you can operate: Revolver Tailgate 4 Wheeler
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What organizations are you a member of? FOX Tea Party NRA
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What sports do you participate in? Shooting Hunting Shooting
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Put these words in the correct order. God Race Country Family
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Can you quote Sarah Palin without feeling like an idiot? Yes No
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Hours a day you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 1 hr 2 hrs 3 hrs
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Does this questionnaire phis you off? Yes No