Well so much for sweater vests replacing the tie… Though I do hear there is a run on them online. Hard fact – Jesus did not wear a sweater vest, he wore a dress. It was a good place to hide all his guns, capital gains and rods to beat children with. Also keep in mind Jesus did not have short dark hair either. He had long blond hippy hair. The only blond Jewish guy ever! He was God after all, he could have any color hair he wanted. He liked that Kurt Cobain look. And too, he was a bachelor who hung out exclusively with men – well except a female prostitute and his Mother. And once again, HE WORE A DRESS.