Oops, Sorry, My bad! With their expertise I simply jumped to the conclusion the baboons had been hired to both check, then load the bags however they see fit. Saving money and security are big at the airlines you know. Apparently they’re in
training while awaiting drug test results, no exceptions! Meanwhile, the wily
residents of the Safari Park give visitors a really wild welcome, appearing without warning in their gangs, groups, fraternal organizations…as you prefer. After encircling your defenseless wee British car, they’re adept at opening the
rooftop racks and breaking into car roof top luggage boxes/suitcases as if it’s a giant pizza that you’ve delivered in 31 minutes.
You’re fond of that shirt? I think it’s his now dear, Ooh..is that your Yves Saint Laurent Perfume he’s pouring on, mum? Only about $200. worth. Look! a bottle of decent bubbly I had stashed for later- the blighter! Seems expensive for that hairy guy, and no one is going to take it away when he pops the cork that handily, think what they could do to this car if the mood came on them, or they’d pillaged a can opener. He does smell good! Next time bring lots of bananas folks, and keep yer luggage out of sight when visiting any kind of wildlife safari park, or homes where you’re outnumbered by rowdy children. It’s the same result either way! Kids won’t run off after bananas while you tear out of the driveway, you’re safer with the baboons and a very, very fast car! This is the time to buy a Testarosa – you can’t put a price on safety. You’re welcome!