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Baby Donald down to 34% approval rating

Baby Donald down to 34% approval rating

Baby Donald down to 34% approval rating

The newest poll shows our baby president with a 34% approval rating, and that’s from the conservative leaning Business Insider poll. It seems unbelievable what with him losing with the voters of America by 3 million votes. What could it be that is causing 2/3 of Americans to think he is an incompetent putz?

Well let’s run through his personal traits first:

An over the top narcissist
Vindictive beyond belief
An egomaniac
A proud know nothing
A pathological liar
Spoiled rotten
Never admits a mistake
Conspiracy nut
Male chauvinist pig
Never apologises
A bigot
A flim flam man
A crook
And of course what we all suspected all along but were not sure of until just the last 70 days, stupid.

Moving on to policy issues:

Destruction of the air, water and ground
Destruction of the planet itself
Trying to remove 24 million people from health care
Snarking at every country but Russia
Giving massive tax breaks to the wealthy
Removing regulations that protect the people from the corporations
Blaming Obama for personally wire tapping him
Blaming everything on the media
Taking Medicaid from those who voted for him
A huge loser

But there must be something Americans like about him:

Religious ban on immigrants
No refugees!
Building a 3000 mile wall
Deporting Mexican families
Repealing environmental regulations
Guns for everyone.
Forcing more religion into our lives