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Betty Bowers: Introduction to Conservative Vocabulary Lesson 2

Mrs Betty Bowers America's Best Christian Teaches  Introduction to Conservative Vocabulary Lesson 2

America’s Best Christian, Mrs Betty Bowers, teaches children the definition of words they must blindly memorize to become a Real American™

Having mastered Lesson 1, we move onto the conservative jargon for this week.

 

FACTS: Things with a notoriously liberal bias.

LIES:  Inconvenient Facts. Examples are Global Warming and Evolution

POLITICS:  Convenient Lies

We’ve come full circle. Our Godly lessons often merge with politics.

Work these three words into sentences, preferably ones that don’t rudely inconvenience the listener with thought-things they haven’t heard many times before. There will be a test before Lesson Three.