America's Best Christian and self-proclaimed bride of Jesus, Mrs. Betty Bowers, declares she is out of the running to take Pope Benedict XVI's place as the head of a cult called “Roman Catholicism” that worships a goddess called Mary. While the clothing allowance is beyond tempting, Betty declares that she's “allergic to incense and nonsense.” And so, the world loses an amazing opportunity for sensible and stylish female leadership…With a more direct line to The Top than ever before!