After a recent court case proving her innocence, 38 year old bikini pin-up model Serena Kozakura the defendant spoke with reporters. Her words brought Japanese comic book heroes to mind who swoop in with their super powers to save and uphold the defenseless, it isn’t far from true here, as Serena stated, ”But it was my breasts that won in court!” Kindly make that two super heroes. Kozakura admitted to reporters having hated her body before implants. Since expanding her assets, her career has grown to include television commercials and a boon in at least two other ways.
The busty pin-up was convicted of property destruction last year after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside because he was with another woman. The model had always insisted that the man made the hole himself. It would seem to this observer that his word – perhaps tainted with sour grapes – was taken over hers in a failure to lift and separate truth from the testimony.
In her appeal, the defense counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not squeeze through with her 44 inch bust. It was obvious she was far too well endowed to crawl, squeeze, or wriggle through. One cannot help but wonder why this new and successful version of “If it does not fit, you must acquit” wasn’t thought of a year ago by some legal nitwit.
Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed with the demonstration and threw the guilty verdict out, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s account.
The vindicated model shared parting thoughts with eager reporters, obviously holding no ill will for the former judgment. On judges, praise for being “very well mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well trained.” Sadly, she wasn’t in front of Twoless Judge Judy.
You can never be too thin, too rich, or have breasts that are too large. Story at The Sydney Morning Herald