“When I masturbate my tiny hands make me penis look bigger,” Donald Trump whose feet are big enough to peel a banana. #orangelivesmatter.
Could have Trump found someone whiter than Mike Pence? TP for the White House toilet. Ah, the Penceatolla, who woulda thought? Looks like Christie settled for Attorney General and Newt for Secretary of State.
As an old rocker, my big question is if Ted Nugent will join Kid Rock on stage for the Cleveland Rocks part of the convention.