Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon – (as Bruce Springsteen too) rework Springsteen’s epic rock anthem “Born to Run” into a hysterically funny tribute to Chris Christie’s bridge fiasco. Pardon me, I mean Christie’s ‘staff’s’ involvement in the bridge fiasco…Buying that?
New Jersey native, Bruce Springsteen’s American anthem of freedom, needs only a few changes to express lonely imprisonment on a bridge, for no better reason than political payback. All men are brothers in a massive jam, especially when they have to take a leak! Obviously it’s better when The Two Springsteens sing it. Here’s just a wee bit to get you started.
In the day we sweat it out on the seats in the traffic on the ‘G W B.’ They shut down the toll booths of glory cuz we didn’t endorse Chris Christie. Sprung from cages on hi-way, now we got three lanes closed so Jersey get yer ass in line. OHhh maybe this bridge game was just payback – it’s a witch slap, to the state Democrats. We got to get out while we can…We’re stuck in Governor Chris Christies New Jersey Traffic Jam!
Governor let me in, I wanna be your friend,they’ll be no political division. Let me wrap my legs ’round your mighty ribs and relieve your stressful condition. You got Wall Street masters stuck cheek to cheek with blue collar truckers and man I really gotta take a leak – but man I can’t I’m stuck – in Governor Chris Christie’s Fort Lee New Jersey Traffic Jam!
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Hi-ways jammed with ticked off drivers with nowhere else to go and the press conference went on and on ” It was longer than one of my whole damn shows!”Someday Governor I don’t know when this will all end, but till then…”Yer killin the workin man, whose stuck in Governor Chris Christie’s Fort Lee, New Jersey Traffic Jam!”