If you thought the Motivational sideshow scam circus was a poor beginning to past President George Bush’s speaking career,things can always get worse, as they will on January 23, at the Safari Club International Hunting Convention.
Okay, I’ll admit that it is a "Safari Club International Hunting Convention" and seminars. Perhaps there’s some status to the "International" bit? I doubt it’s enough to survive being squeezed in between seminars such as building a bird blind, proper boot care, and "Help Me Rhonda."
Wow, who knew Three Dog Night was still playing, or the Bellamy Brothers! The stars of the party are Papa Doo Run Run – a Beach Boys cover band, end it now! There’s more….Lil’ Liz Cheney will be cage dancing, I presume.
It’s a good thing the families have all remained on cozy terms with the NRA or opportunities like this might have passed them by, along with nice lobbyist gifts. Apparently they asked for Liz, not chancing any accidents with Daddy Dead Eye Dick Cheney, the only man who can shoot another on a hunting trip, then have the victim apologize to him while being wheeled out of the hospital. Those were the days!