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Colbert: Big Union Win! Public School employees can now eat expired cafeteria food for FREE!

 

Gee, I hope that includes FISH STICKS! Let them eat expired cafeteria food!

Here is the problem. We are hearing it now from not only Republicans but Democrats as well. It is all fine and well for public school cafeteria workers to eat expired food, but not okay to talk badly about rich bankers and Wall Street executives eating caviar off gold plates. Why is that?  Two reasons.

The intelligent American voter believes they will each be eating caviar off of gold plates come the day after tomorrow, and the last thing Democrats want to do is make rich people mad at them. Or else they will hold on to all their money, not hire anyone, and donate $10 million at a time to Mitt Romney!  Hold it!  They are already doing those things, so what’s it matter. EAT EM!

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