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Colbert: Justice Judas Roberts Stabs America in the back

“John Roberts’ health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.”

OMG!  This decision just may lead to America leaving the Sudan and Somalia behind and joint the rest of the world in a single payer health care system!  OMG!  Can you think of anything worse than that?  It would also solve both the deficit and the debt problem. OMG!  What horror. ITS A TAX!

stephen colbert