I think it’s an exaggeration that Stephen Colbert is swearing on a pallet of 1700 Bibles. I would guess a couple hundred. But let’s assume it is 1700 Bibles. What can make a person and what they many say more credible and reasonable than repeating the following two commands from the contents of the Bible 34,000 times:
“Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.” God, Numbers 31:17-18
“And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: All the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.” Numbers 15:32 – 15:36
SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!