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Colbert: Review Mitt Romney GOP convention speech, FK the Planet!

Will Fox News change their logo from FAIR AND BALANCED to JUST SHUT THE FK UP AND WATCH?

Republican reviews tell us that it may not have been the best speech ever made, but it was the best speech ever made by Mitt Romney. Especially the line that brought the house down.

“President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans, and to heal the planet, my promise is to help you and your family!”

FK THE PLANET!  So at least we know what to expect with a Romney / Ryan Presidency.  Invest in hip boots, waders and snorkel gear. And a war with Syria, Iran and maybe if we do it right, Russia! Oh, and Pakistan.

Was it just me or did anyone else notice during the entire convention little if nothing was said to or for the 90% of Americans who are paid salaries and wages.  It’s all small businesses!  You know like the guy owns the string of McDonald franchise. Nothing about those who work in  them for minimum wage and no benefits.  When working class people are mentioned it’s in context of destroying their unions. Well except that little richy rich Paul Ryan who worked at a McDonald’s one Summer in High School to see if he could understand what it’s like to work for nothing.  He failed at that and intead threw his cards in with the most selfish woman in human history, Ayn Rand.

Fox News shutup and listen