Finally something that both Southern rebels and the Union can agree on: Conan would be a TERRIBLE soldier.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of participating in a Civil War reenactment, Conan shows us what not to do, should the opportunity arise. These guys are serious, which means everything down to the last detail is authentic. In fact, it’s best not to ask silly questions at all. Just try to remember who you’re fighting, keep your mustache on. and marvel that anyone came out alive while scratching in those itchy wool uniforms!