Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Confusing Question of the Day’ may have begun innocently enough.
There were so many big news stories this week, that Jimmy was worried he wouldn’t have time for all of them. So to make sure he covered every topic – plus spandex, he asked people on Hollywood Boulevard about them all – at once.
People did an admirable job of answering the following question which embraced everything possible: “Do you believe Crimea’s Vernal Equinox should remain in the Multiverse or do you support Ukraine’s acquisition of the Lululemon?”
I’m guessing you’ll re-read the question or shake your head vigorously hoping to induce clarity.
With nary a pause, most people questioned offered a thoughtful opinion on the multi-topic question.
The man pictured, was no exception. Once he’d answered the standard question, he snapped up a fly with his darting tongue, and answered the following bonus question: “Do you think in an alternate universe, the person answering this knows we’re just speaking nonsense?”
With the power of his convictions, he answered “No, not at all.”
Do you think any of these folks are planning to run for a rather important public office in ’16? I’m not being snide, mind you. Think back to the “Clown Car Campaign.” These earnest people could only class things up on the conservative side.