Donald Trump & Sarah Palin & Marco Rubio, oh my! CPAC, always showin’ off the pride and joy of America. I was honored to attend such a sacred event. I had to make my accent less apparent because people are only used to the lame stream media Yankees askin’ them questions. I am so happy to have found real patriots.
George Washington and the Tea Party Patriots graced my presence. Who knew GW was even alive. Lucky me! But you know, it always comes back to those gays. Did you know, they’ve stolen the word gay??!!