Samantha Bee reports that the desperate duo of John Kasich and Ted Cruz have pooled their resources, the better to force Donald Trump into a closed convention – meanwhile, Trump asks you to think everything he has said until now, was just a piece of intolerant performance art.
To listen to him, Trump is still ‘too honest’ for his own good, and he’s totally ‘not a liar.’ If you don’t like it – then Trump didn’t say it. Simple. Who are you going to believe, your lying eyes and ears? Trump explains that his misogyny, racism and call for violence were just entertainment, he meant to be funny. Some high-level Republicans actually want to believe Trump. Those deluded convention-goers fully expect to see Mitt Romney pop out of Donald’s hair, as if it’s a cake. These are Republicans who believe The Donald’s shtick was just an elaborate ruse to ‘trick the rubes.’ A nicer group of human beings couldn’t be setting themselves up for a bigger disappointment than Al Capone’s vault
I’m fully behind Samantha, if American people can forget Trump’s repetitive garbage; then Sam’s murder spree while dressed on a clown costume should be forgiven. She was merely ‘acting’ as a murdering clown, after all – and ‘act’ is the key word here.