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Daily Show Al Madrigal finds Answer to gridlock with Arizona’s Republican Super Majority can pass anything

al madrigal in Chick-fil-a worldHere in Texas we have suffered a legislative super majority for some years now. Luckily we only meet every other year. But secession in not that far fetched.

Arizona is not the only state with a State Gun. Utah has as it’s state gun the Browning .45 automatic. Arizona’s State Gun is the Colt .45 revolver.  State Guns have to have the biggest bullets to be considered. The Colt was used to kill tens of thousands of Indians and Mexicans while the more modern Browning .45 was used to kill thousands of Japs and Jerrys. It is important for states to promote making bigger holes in people than their neighboring states. So far it is a tie, but if there is such a thing as a .50 caliber handgun, I am sure Texas would make it their State Gun. This is the kind of stuff that makes Americans’ American. Well, in states with super majorities anyway.

When I have a hankering for some peas, I go to the cupboard and grab the can with the peas on it. If there were no labels I could very well end up with lima beans, which I don’t like. Same with politics, I want to know who the dingbats, wingnuts and a wholes are…  NO LABELS has some good ideas, but I wish they would label themselves what they are, Reasonable Republicans. Hmmm… I guess that is why they don’t want labels, because reasonable Republicans are very unpopular with real Republicans.