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Daily Show Jason Jones, Spring Jesus causes a Tea Party Split

We should have seen this coming. It’s the classic split between the Republican Evangelical nitwits and the Godless Republican Looneytarian wingnuts which together make up the entire GOP these days. I cannot pass that statement without reminding yall that Ron Paul is an Ayn Rand (aethist) Looneytarian AND an evangelical Christian Fundamentalist and Creationist. Now that’s one crazyass lunatic! They’rer coming to take him away Ha Ha! But TV interviewers like him! I think it’s because has that aura of pathetic likability.

I walked through a Tea Party rally down here in dumbutt and noticed one issue the same as in Ohio. That the group should indeed move their meeting place from Pizza Hut to a gym near a Whole Foods store. I would also have liked to have heard their reaction putting a tax on Hostess products.

I am not sure why a plastic Jesus with springs for feet is a bad thing. Many have magnets, some are bobbleheads and I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long as got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car…

And again here we are in Ohio where we found just the other day at interviews from a Palin book signing that the educational system doesn’t extend beyond the 9th grade. Sarah Walking Video! Palin fans interviewed from Columbus, Ohio book store