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Daily Show Jessica Williams, preserve your pubic for endangered pubic lice

pubic liceI know where to go to find pubic lice.  Wherever soldiers combine combat duty with prostitutes. What with the Middle East now being the battleground, I am not so sure it is a problem any longer. But it’s a sure bet than ALL our troops who were in Vietnam and Korea had the crabs. More than once.  In fact constantly. Much like Gonorrhea.

Oh, sorry, ALL troops other than married ones.  Would hate to let that cat out of the bag…

I wonder if butt bleaching helps. And it is good to see Jon Waters is still out and about doing important things. I wish they would have asked him about butt bleaching.