This of course brings up other questions.
Where do Tea Party demonstrators poop?
Perhaps they all wear adult diapers and poop in their pants?
Maybe there are never enough of them in one place for it to matter?
But most probably they do not poop at all, which is why they are all so full of crap.
Also I wonder who goes to a demonstration without having a nice morning go? I know women only poop once a week so that isn’t an issue. The guy who needed to go had no money. So maybe he poops in the park all the time when it isn’t so crowded.
Oh, AND HOW DARE HE HAVE NO MONEY!