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Daily Show Trevor Noah and our gun overload

Daily Show Trevor Noah and our gun overloadToddlers have shot more Americans since 911 than Muslims, about twice as many in fact, and it is a growing problem. It seems toddlers work under the OPEN CARRY laws as it is hard to conceal a gun in one’s diaper.  Perhaps Donald Trump can find a way to ban toddlers from America as they seem to be more dangerous than Muslims. And even worse, the primarily shoot other toddlers. Baby baby murderers.

Of course as you can imagine AR15 sales have spiked in the last couple days, for as I am sure you are well aware the answer to this problem, 170,000 Americans shot dead by NON MUSLIM Americans since 911, is that for parity, we need lots and lots of gun enthusiasts carrying assault rifles into schools, churches, stores, restaurants, bars, sports arenas, concerts, parks, hospitals, workplaces and of course standing around on every corner in America.

Instead of spending all their money on guns and ammo, perhaps it would be better for all of us if they just spent the same amount of money on diapers.