Ties! Now that’s a good idea! Finally a use for the damn things. Though I have found them useful on rare occasion when the toilet paper runs out.
Is there any benefit at all to having a young tree cut down, transported by diesel hundreds of miles, put in your living room for a week and then to the curb were it ends up in an already too full of a landfill? Any positives there at all? And I’m doing it.
And hey, looks to me like a Christmas tree is not white like everything else about Christmas. Hold it. I am reminded of white plastic trees. Which are better for the environment. On no! It’s hard to do THE RIGHT THING, which is probably why Republicans have never tried it.