Santorum is a dynamo – compared to a slow leak. Directly from the ultra-straight candidate’s mouth come the words that a vote for him is making ‘the best of a bad situation.’ This would imply that he has moments of semi-clarity, but alas, it has yet to be repeated. Sadly, even that self-recommendation was hyperbolic and overly optimistic! Second City attempts to convince Democrats that it’s The Frothy One’s turn, and it may be time to support him all of the way, even if it means washing your hands – a lot. May I suggest hand sanitizer too?