There are about 3 million Muslims in America, if President Trump will soon be going door to door rounding up 11 million Mexicans for deportation, what’s an extra 3 million to put on the trains? Come on Donald give the Republican Base what they want.
I have a modest proposal, it’s not Mexicans or Muslims who are the real danger to America, it’s the Republican Base who need to be rounded up and deported. To happily go somewhere more conservative than the United States. Like… Um… Wait… Ah… Syria or Somalia I guess is about it. Even Iran has national health care and accepts both evolution and global warming so that’s out.
But that won’t work because rounding up 14 million urban dwellers is much easier than rounding up 50 million pig farmers in pickup trucks, baseball caps and more guns than brains.
No, it won’t work, but I know what will. Have some obnoxious racist demagogue lead the Republican Base into a third party run for President.