In January 2017, the Trump Pre-Crime division was born to protect the American people from minorities and the crimes they almost certainly will commit. This is Donald Trump’s Minority Report.
Until it becomes a federal crime to teach Donnie Darko that there is more to the internet than Twitter, this nightmare could well become a reality! Perhaps you remember the movie ‘Minority Report’ in which Tom Cruise controlled a complex computer system using only his hands and sweeping arm movements. Now envision Trump’s bizarre little hand and arm movements, which he now uses only when speaking. Given a team of pre-cogs like the one led by Kellyanne Conway, Trump would be able to call up images of minorities and fake news purveyors at a whim, and convict them of crimes they might dream of committing. The future is now!