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Donny Little Dick Tweets the start of a bigly terrific nuclear arms race

Donny Little Dick Tweets the start of a bigly terrific nuclear arms race

.Tweetybird Donny Little Dick followed his good friend Vladimir Putin to tweet us that we too will be increasing out nuclear arsenal completely oblivious to that starting a worldwide nuclear arms race. Though we can assume he has that covered with his coming FIRST STRIKE tweets. This seems to be the opposite of our last Republican populist president Teddy Roosevelt who said “speak loudly when carrying a little dick.”

Which reminds me. Once Donny Little Dick becomes president we will need a special prosecutor – as we did for President Clinton – to specifically find out not only which way his little dick leans, but how little it is. We want to be fair and balanced. I I also wonder if the first executive order will be a stay at Guantanamo Bay for anyone who says “Donny Little Dick?”

@real Donny Little Dick

The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes  17,052 Retweets 54,374 likes

Only 54,000 Trumpsters LIKE that? What, his other 62 million followers missed it being out at the range yesterday?

But hey Donny Little Dick toned it all down just this morning by telling Joe and Mika:

Let it be an arms race, we will outmatch them at every pass. And outlast them all.”

Everyday it just gets worse and he isn’t even president yet. No, every minute it just gets worse and worse

Already I wonder, like so many Brexit voters, how many Donny Little Dick voters would not vote from him if they had it to do over again.

Donny Little Dick, a great American name with a great native American flare.