The entire Duck Dynasty family is voting for Ted Cruz because he fits the four criteria to be president, he is Godly, he loves us, he can do the job and he can shoot a duck and put it in a pot.
Again this political cycle is so far out in La La Land that one can no longer tell the satire from the real thing.
Look at this! An old dirty bearded ayatollah with much the same religious views as dirty old bearded ayatollahs everywhere.
How did The Donald miss out on an endorsement by these wankers? Ah I got it. As we see from the camera pans and interviews at the Trump rallies, the Robertsons are winners rather than losers. Oops, I meant “working class underachievers.”