Researchers claim that the average size of a man’s penis is 10% smaller than the standard issue fifty years ago. Scientists say OBESITY, smoking, stress and air pollution are quite
plausible causes. NO – thunders the obese, cigar chomping Limbaugh. “It is the fault of Feminazis!” “Chickification” is also blamed for the disturbing trend. How – is a mystery.
Then again, it’s also possible that as large as Limbaugh’s fear and loathing of the fairer sex looms; the temptation of doing one less story with Mitt Romney’s name in the title might well have figured in his choice of this deeply personal topic.