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Evangelical Christians don’t like Mary mother of God one little bit

Evangelical Christians don't like Mary mother of God one little bitHoly Mary Mother of God, is this satire or is this real, I am afraid to find out, but one thing is for sure, whoever did this video needs to do twenty Hail Mary’s and an act of contrition.

Boy oh boy any deviance from a holy paternal religion into even a little bit of maternal religion sends 1.2 billion people straight to Hell. And that is not even counting the 1 billion Muslims, the 1 billion Hindus, the 1 billion Buddhists, the 2 billion others and one billion disbelievers. I suspect Hell will not be so bad what with having to wait in such a long line. Be sure to take you smart phone pre paid for eternity before you go. Oh take a good pee and a dump before you go.

We had a recent win in Oklahoma where they were forced to remove a two ton granite depiction of the Ten Commandments from in front of a court house. Courthouse mind you.  8o% the commandments are sillyass crap having nothing to do with the law at all, but there is one that stands out far above the others making the whole thing having no business anywhere near a courthouse.

#3 – Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth: 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

That should be enough for any sane person to move on to something less repulsive. But if that doesn’t do it this one sure should.

“And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: All the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.” Numbers 15:32 – 15:36

Hold your horses! I think I found the common cliche that defines Evangelical Christianity!