Political humorist Mark Fiore weighs in on America’s potential involvement in Syria:
Like most people, I want someone to pay for the unconscionable chemical weapons attack(s) on civilians in Syria. I want evil people to be discouraged from doing something as awful in the future. I want a magic bomb that will take out Syria’s chemical weapons ability without messing anything else up. It’s the “without messing anything else up” part that is the most difficult.
“Used as directed, Fiagra does not actually prevent foreign policy impotence, but merely increases blood flow and feelings of accomplishment and victorious arousal.”
* Warning! May cause addiction.
* May also cause unbearable cognitive dissonance when patient is eager to engage in a war, while the vow to never agree with the President on any decision – ever, weighs heavy on his mind.