The perky blonde Head of Public Relations for Bain Capital clarifies a few nasty and incorrect rumors we’ve come to associate with the company Mitt Romney co-founded. As you know, this is where Romney gained the experience he cites in assuring Americans that he has the business acumen that Obama lacks. These are the very skills he will employ in ruining..running this country. As I gather, he will rape the country after a nice dinner, drain us of resources, fire everyone and send our jobs overseas – and he’s not romantic or affectionate, in the least!
