The folks at Funny or Die ask if it isn’t time for a president who thinks the way you do, one who asks the same questions you do?
To that, I say sure it is, but they’re suggesting you take another look at Mitt Romney anyway.
Whether you’re simply addled, or merely simple – this Romney is for you. He shares your concerns, – rather, he says he does.
Forget fiscal responsibility, I want to know where my keys are. Guess what, so does Mitt. Of course he also wants to know where he parked his dancing horse and where he hid the control for the car elevator; but like former witch suspect Christine O’Donnell, he claims he is ‘just like you.’ Now hand him one of chocolate goody orbs, willya!
