‘If the rape is legit, God will acquit and there won’t be no baby.’
If you feel the wind whooshing by – it’s because you’re in a time tunnel. We’re heading back to the olden days when women ‘asked for it’ and rarely reported rapes because they – not their attackers were often put on trial. In the year 2012, one scarcely expects even an asshat (and elected official…Congrats Missouri) to take us back to those days and beyond!
I – for instance, was unaware that vague ‘medical authorities’ held up the scientific fact that women only get pregnant when they want it. I suspect these authorities live in Akin’s Junior Doctor Kit, awarded to him on Christmas, 1965.
Saying or screaming ‘NO!NO!NO!’ is often simply foreplay according to sexpert Akin. Of course, the true test of rape is whether the lady becomes pregnant, for her body has special sensors which electrocute real rape sperm much like a protective electric fence around the cervix – or some other scary arrangement which his ‘medical experts’ didn’t explore in detail.
