What to do when you live in ‘interesting times’ but dedicate a new feature to the political creatures who make it both interesting and embarrassing. Today Keith is joined by comedian Paul F. Tompkins.
Up today: Newt’s two stool minimum. Is it a form of a bathroom fixation, or a clever plan to implement his Welfare Reform/Child Labor Law repeal?
Both Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry have sent their regrets. They will not be attending the Trump-hosted tag-team debate, and for very different reasons, I assume. Perry’s reasons are rather obvious after his last showing. Combine his three-point crash landing with his obsession with gay sex and it’s prudent to stay far from the limelight.
Bachmann’s sad story doesn’t touch on the debate, but we now know more than we needed to know about her long-lasting disappointment in not being asked to the prom, from other interviews as well. Hey Michele…It wasn’t that big of a deal, Okay?
Topping that, she is an old fashioned girl, and it appears that Marcus was the only boy who asked her – not to the prom, but on a date with destiny, ‘Because girls don’t ask boys." Their wild and wacky love affair is suddenly making more sense than ever before.