10 Signs That Your Loved Ones May Be A Libertarian
1) Have they spent most of their lives alone in their bedrooms n front of a computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes?
2) Do they have more guns than friends?
3) Do they fair poorly with the opposite sex?
4) Are they single without children?
5) Have the words “CATO”, “statist” and “classic liberal” been added to their rhetoric?
6) Do they have little if any concern for others including the planet itself?
7) Are they over 30 still living at home?
8) Do they pee their pants when they see Ron Paul or Rand Paul on TV?
9) Are they overweight with a full beard?
10) Are their four best friends I, Me, My and Mine?
If so, dial 911 and ask for help. For a loser is a terrible thing to mind.