GI Joe is ready for the new age of warfare. You’ll notice this GI Joe is…Well, ‘puffier’ than previous dolls…Er, action figures in the GI JOE line. That’s because he no longer runs through battlefields in combat boots. From the safety and comfort of his ergonomically designed chair with special lumbar pillow, he’s more dangerous and further removed from his target (and other mere blips on a screen) than ever before! Special Fortress and bravery medals (as discussed by Rackjite and Bill Maher) sold separately.