Susie Sampson is more than capable of representing the entire GOP and of holding her own at the liberal ‘do ‘ Netroots Nation 2013.’ That said, Susie is very glad to have made it out alive, surrounded as she was with ‘the devil.’ We see Susie speaking to a diverse cross-section of liberals, beginning with Nancy Pelosi, who quite fortunately isn’t bothered by the slings and arrows of the right. Then it was onward to meet a woman who wears her uterus on her sleeve, or somewhere else a bit in-your-face and unusual. Finally, as if to prove that gun nuts can be found everywhere, Patrick O’Heffernan describes firing a 30 caliber machine gun to Susie. Heffernan’s eyes light up, and he describes the experience in such a s-e-x-u-a-l way that a proper southern gal would blush and call for her smellin’ salts – right after chasing him out of the parlor with daddy’s trusty – and not at all sexy shotgun!