Something is ‘off’ about Gov. Chris Christie’s denial in the revenge closing of the George Washington Bridge this past September. I can’t put my finger on it, but it reeks like week-old bait left in the sun. Obviously the Governor’s devoted staff was moved to take revenge on a Mayor, to whom they bore no ill will personally. They are (or were) a loyal crew. That said, what is it about Christie’s speech that bothers me?
Christie spoke for two whole hours in which I experienced time dilation without the use of mind altering drugs. In that unprecedented speech, the Governor answered questions calmly, eagerly and more importantly – without snark. Hey – where’s the snark?! Never once did Christie direct someone to ‘shut up’ or ‘mind yer own damned business!’ Mystery solved. Going to the gym has made a new man of him!
Absurdity Girl Juliana Forlano has narrowed Gov. Chris Christie’s lame ass excuses and alibis down to the top five, and thrown in a few free and factual observations!
If you watched FOX News and found no information on this incident, this is your lucky day to catch up. As Forlano explains, lacking a tie-in with Benghazi, FOX moved the story to the dead file