Oh, the pain! It’s always bad when you break up with someone, and much worse – of course, when you are the one receiving the bad news, rather than instigating it. Jimmy Fallon asked for people to answer ‘Hashtag: How I Got Dumped’ and I hope the people who sent these are over it enough to laugh along with us! There are a few things to learn from the mistakes of these brave and generous souls. With that in mind, never break up on a ski lift or on April Fool’s Day. In the words of Forrest Gump, who was dropped often and more directly, “And that’s all I have to say about that!”