Midterm elections inspire Jimmy Fallon’s viewers to imagine what they would do if they were in charge of the country, or maybe even the world. Beginning here at home, one respondent would make a wonderful change if he or she was in charge, writing:
“All politicians would have to wear thongs until they pass a reasonable budget.” I love this one! It’s so simple, economical, and yet so effective. Change the word ‘budget’ to ‘meaningful legislation’ and Obama’s time in office would become a new era of cooperation between the two major parties. We would see needed legislation pass as Republicans and Teabagger’s squirmed and devised ways to ease what is essentially dental floss from their oft-used behinds.
Some of the ideas are directed at the marketing of familiar products; while others could easily make some serious seed money on Kickstarter. An example of the latter might change pizza delivery for the better. One could hail a pizza delivery person en route to his destination, and purchase a slice at any time, day or night! On the other hand, it might be more of a boon for the miserable louts who rob pizza delivery folk while on their appointed rounds. We could work out the bugs.
Lest you think these are silly suggestions, wait until you read the ultimate solution for dealing with Ebola here in the United States…Remember,”What happens in Vegas.”