The U.S. Government just released this ad about Health Care, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. Wait – our government did that? Actually Juice Media did it, and it’s an infinitely more honest and entertaining job of outlining the next stage of the Republican health plan than the government has ever produced. By way of introduction:
“We notice you managed to c*#k block our latest attempt to strip you of your healthcare. You can finally relax and let down your guard. Because after seven long years of trying to undo the legacy of that brutal Kenyan Muslim dictator, we realize it’s finally time for us to move onto something else; such as sabotaging Obamacare to replace it with Wealth Care.”
We know you want Medicare for everyone like all other civilized countries…Well, we can’t afford it, and America is better than those countries! Sure Medicare will cost us $1.3 trillion, compared with Obamacare at $3.2 trillion, but we already have that money spent..But just wait until you see the terrific and YUGELY great things we’re buying!
Besides, Healthcare is complex, but everyone can understand Wealth Care – it’s no muss no fuss. As the Republicans explain it: “If you’re not as Rich as Mitch (McConnell )- just “FOAD.”