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How To: Master Your Taxes Like Mitt ‘Cayman’ Romney! Second City

If you’re like most ‘average’ Americans, you’re knee-deep in IRS panic. Hey, worry no more; do you really think that Mitt Romney and his One Percent Pals are sweating the IRS with their vast accumulations of wealth? I’ll tell you the answer, NO – and we’re going to tell you how to join this exclusive group too! (For a small charge, please read Terms & Conditions, checks payable to Mitt Romney enterprises)

"Come to the Caymans, the trees aren’t the right height, but at least money grows on ’em!"

Serious question here. Why do The One Percenters fight miniscule raises in taxable income when the bulk of theirs is parked in The Caymans and in Switzerland? This is a riddle completely unrelated to the video, but it keeps me up at night. The only consolation I have is that some psychotherapists say that greed is often related to hemorrhoids and constipation. When you see Mitt grimace and move slowly, smile secretly to yourself, Karma may seem uneven, but it always comes through eventually – or not, depending upon the crime.