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I Got My Stimulus Check and Spent it on Gas!

I got my stimulus check of 0 today. First thing I did was fill up my empty tank. That was , my wife and kids complained, so I filled up their empty tanks. That cost me 0 for their three cars. We are all very happy now that we can go where we want now without worry! Which is sure to result in another 0 next week. So I am doing my job to stimulate the much needed stimulation of Exxon/Mobile, OPEC and Ceaser Chavez. Good news is I will have 0 left which I intend to spend all on Beam. Just doing my patriotic job….